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A few months back, my roommate Kate and I made up a dumb dance move called “The Patriarchy”. Today, I decided to show my boyfriend. I said, “I’m going to show you my dance move, it’s called The Patriarchy”, and he immediately put his hands in front of his junk.
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The nurse prepping me for my wisdom teeth today was funny. “Looking at your chart, I see you have a birthday tomorrow…19 eh? Don’t worry. You can have a cocktail…of antibiotics and Tylenol 3s.”
Just about the worst joke I’ve heard in a while. But maybe that’s just my currently bleak sense if humour.
i found that to be hilarious!
money doesnt grow on trees but you know what does? apples. petition to make apples a national currency
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| Rape Culture: | If a woman drinks alcohol and gets raped, it's partially her fault. If you don't want to get raped, you shouldn't be drinking. |
| Men at bars: | Can I buy you a drink? |
| Woman: | No thanks. |
| Men at bars: | What the fuck, why not? Come on. Come ON, let me buy you some alcohol. God, I was being nice. Why would you turn down my generous offer? I guess chivalry really is dead. What a bitch. |
